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the washington post does a thing where they ask for definitions of words made by changing one letter of an existing word. heres my list:
Pigloo: A small home inhabited by swine.
Torpod: A slow moving container large enough to sleep one person comfortably.
Rantiquate: To pontificate into obsolescence.
Aggrevate: To incite anger as by a perfect storm of disparate annoyances.
Predigious: Somewhat medium-sized and growing rapidly.
Restitute: Exhausted.
Porque: The theoretical rotational force applied to an object by a flying pig.
Canacaea: A canned tonic, product of the Coca Cola corporation, rumored to cure all thirst.
Myonic: Lacking the ability to discern one's own stupidity.

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