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the washington post does a thing where they ask for definitions of words made by changing one letter of an existing word. heres my list:
Pigloo: A small home inhabited by swine.
Torpod: A slow moving container large enough to sleep one person comfortably.
Rantiquate: To pontificate into obsolescence.
Aggrevate: To incite anger as by a perfect storm of disparate annoyances.
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Restitute: Exhausted.
Porque: The theoretical rotational force applied to an object by a flying pig.

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Far Niente Winery Chardonnay Estate Bottled Napa Valley 2004 (SnoothRank: 4.5/5)
USA > California > Napa (June 2007)
The amazingly mellow oak is a welcome surprise in this wine. It's absolutely delicious. myRating 5/5